Overheard the chickens talking tonight. Apparently there is a devious plan a foot. I thought the chickens were clucking and scratching around the hen house. Nope, not these girls. Actually they were scratching and looking for moles. These are not just any moles they are Rehoboth moles. They are an extremely dangerous group of moles because they will whack whack anything they see. In the past, they were under the control of the evil cat lady, Debbie. the moles have been tunneling under Delmarva looking for a way to get out. They heard about my chickens and knew the Evil Cat Lady, Debbie, would sometimes visit the Nice Mom Lady. The moles and chickens have been in touch with each other and devised an evil plan for escaping the tunnels. The chickens, Annabelle, Buffy, and Charlotte, agreed to scratch the ground to make holes for the moles to escape. Unfortunately the weather has affected the plan and now the ground is frozen. The chickens cannot make any headway with their scratching. To throw The Nice Mom Lady off track, they actually laid an egg. More updates as they come in.
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